Zorthilaan's Ever-Glowing Pipe

In the backwater of The Realms Disheveled dwells a wizard high up in their tower. Zorthilaan, Eldest Progenitor and Protecter of Spells, is... well....bored. The 775th Day of Rain has come to pass, finding the titular wizard cloistered in a cozy, eclectically-fashioned chamber, wherein they've devised a catalogue of "tests." Would-be scholars of magic, marching as they do to Zorthilaan's legendary home in search of sponsorship, are held to the flame before entry into Order of Scions, Progenitors and Protectors. 

Zorthilaan's Ever-Glowing Pipe is a compendium of solo tabletop roleplaying mini-games created for quick sessions of quirky play. You might enjoy this zine if you're looking to take on such tasks as:

• Assisting Pumpkintondale with their pumpkin needs before succumbing to dark spells 
• Catering Hill Giant tea parties
• Helping a Familiar in a wizard's study escape the drudgeries of boring conversation
• Craft potions in a game of cosmic Potion Pinball
• Do things that are clearly memes
• And so on...

Any mighty candidate who beats all beatable games, per the sentiments stated in the zine, should contact the creator directly (on this page or on any of the social media listed in the zine) to receive their digital certificate of achievement.

Game to receive some updates here and there. All feedback welcome! Limited Edition physical copies available on demand for $12 + Shipping (shipping within the US only. Inquire directly if interested.

Thanks as always,